Jason Statham sings Sherman
Ok, it’s a fair cop – he doesn’t.
Probably can’t sing at all.
At least I hope not.
I can’t stand those bloody over-talented people who can sing and dance and speak Manadarin and do pretty much anything – and I don’t mean Chinese people!
Like these guys at The St James Theatre. Or those Sherman Brothers. They only went a wrote film scores for Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Jungle Book, Charlotte’s Web and the Aristocats!
Showoffs! Makes being merely Chinese look a bit crap now doesn’t it!
So anyway, book to go and listen to some stupidly talented people singing the songs of some other stupidly talented people in the sold out surroundings of central London’s hottest new theatre before all the tickets have gone and you look stupid.
And you can’t even speak Mandarin to make up for it.
Unlike these people sharing a joke on stage – in Mandarin.