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Valentine smut!

Valentine smut!

No people – this is not the name of Dita von Teese’s burlesque partner, this is a product being peddled today (yes merely seconds before Valentine’s Day!) on the basis of crude innuendo concealed in a wrapper of vacuous humour.

You won’t find a home on the hallowed prestige pages of London at Large for this sort of fifth. The PR’s would have us relate:

Sboil your partner”
Made using free-range gluten-free pork and beef straight from Herman ze German’s trusted family butchers in the Black Forrest, Germany. This limited edition delicious wurst is to be shared with your partner, lover, friend or defiantly consumed by any free and single ladies and gents who just love a bit of Herman’s sausage. So large, the sausages are carefully cooked in boiling water and presented on a large tray.
As if!
People – we have standards. These pages are simply not the place for crude inyourendo.
That mustard's gonna sting

That mustard’s gonna sting




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